Breaking Down Sheamus' Torture Pec Rack Humiliation

I guess I'm not done gushing about this move even though I already wrote an article (which was created from several Tumblr posts including this one where the below GIFs are from). In the article, I explained some basic why [this move is so hot] and who [I like seeing victimized] questions. Now, I'll describe what [are the move's different parts] and more why [this move is so erotic]. Big Dick Barrett suffers perfectly at the hands of the Great White in this Smackdown match and I've been itching to write more.

I've broken down the move into five steps:

1) Opportunity

For the move to occur, the victim has to be just outside the ropes standing on the ring. In general, this is hard because it's such a transitory position — you're usually getting in or out of the ring. However, in this match, I love how the big Englishman is so dazed from the last attack (an Irish Curse Backbreaker) that he groggily rolls just outside the ring to grab respite. He has unknowingly put himself in this vulnerable setup and Sheamus lovingly takes his time to saunter over to his prey.

2) Grab

The Celtic Warrior seizes the opportunity by grabbing his victim and turning them outward to face the audience in the right position. Here, the former bareknuckle fighter is so out of it, he's already half turned in the right position. You can see the glee in Sheamus' face as he looks left and right at the audience as if saying, "What a dumbass!" Big Dick Barrett's face of shock at being violated is priceless. He thought he was safely catching a breath; he certainly didn't expect to be attacked, much less captured in such a humiliating way. This GIF also showcases the 6'7" man's huge tattooed arms flexing to hold onto the rope. It is so masculine and strong, the contrast of his surprised face at such an abrupt point of capture is a turn-on.

3) Hold

This next step immobilizes and displays the victim in humiliating fashion. In this match, one arm of the former bareknuckle boxer flew and tangled itself in the ropes from the fearful reaction. The other was quickly and easily secured. I love how Barrett plays up his fear shaking his head vigorously as Sheamus has put his hand over his mouth. He knows what's coming and powerlessly flails, his muscular body distorted backward, lifted and stretched upright for the crowd to feast their eyes. The once ripped pecs and abs that define ultimate masculinity has been softened in this position. Big Dick Barrett's package is also thrust forward, further emasculating him as nothing but a piece of meat useless except for visual enjoyment. In this moment with his face covered, he's a nameless jobber, helpless as a little girl.

Another small detail revealed in this move, is how despite having grown a hefty beard — a big symbol of masculinity — Big Dick Barrett's pinned arms reveal completely shaved armpits. It undermines his manhood, by exposing how such a former badass brawler is now thinking about trivial effeminate beauty manners.

4) Beatdown

Sheamus reigns down his clubbing punishment. As you see all parts of Big Dick Barrett bounce up and down helplessly, it's very much reminiscent of the act of being fucked. Sheamus is the fiery top in control and setting the pace while the former bareknuckle champion rocks back and forth from the fury being unleashed in him. Because it's locked stiffly in place here, the victim's body is like the hardon of a bottom, the way it reels but always stands back into place after each pounding.

5) Finish

The final blow leaves the victim even more dazed than before for further followups. In this match, the hapless stud barely holds onto the ropes as he flops lifelessly forward, bending over the other way now. Though it's natural to bend this way in recovery, the big stud is actually bent over in more humiliation almost inviting to be further pounded on. Unfortunately, hanging onto the ropes is what gives the Celtic Warrior more ammunition. Had the former bareknuckle fighter just let go, he could've rested some outside the ring. However, the Great White grabs the extended arm for further punishment.

John Cena Brutalized by Brock Lesnar

Seeing headlines of John Cena decimated, destroyed, demolished, and of his stunning beatdown by Brock Lesnar this weekend at Summerslam motivated me to write.

John Cena has always epitomized the perfect man physically. Well-muscled upper body, square-jawed face, luscious pecs, broad thick shoulders/delts, machine gun arms — no wonder his gimmick was a perfect "Prototype" early in his career. At first glance, he is the object of anyone attracted to guys: if you're into men, you wouldn't turn this guy down.

For me, the more perfect the man, the more satisfying to see him getting worked over. Perhaps it speaks to some frustration of never being able to attain this perfection. Nonetheless, I enjoy watching Cena's big muscles pushed to its limits. He also shows great emotion, especially when he's struggling — his face writhes in pain when slammed, and he's often on his knees open-mouthed and gasping as has been dubbed "the Cena position." Cena performs the role of muscle jobber perfectly ... except of course now he's the face of the WWE and never loses anymore ...


... Until this weekend ...


Brock completely overwhelmed Cena in a squash match as the pay-per-view main event. The Cena humiliation tally includes:

• Walking into Brock's finisher 30 seconds in
• Getting German-suplexed 16 times
• Several scream-inducing knees to his obliques
• Getting mounted and spread-legged by Brock pummeling with punches
• Countless ways of getting the crap beat out of him
• Continual verbal abuse from Brock "I'm gonna kill you!!" and "Die!!!"
• Brock sitting up quickly and laughing after Cena had hit his finisher

Brock should be credited for playing the sadistic maniacal bulldog. He's not as big especially when you compare the likes of the Big Show or Khali, but he's built up his brand as the successful high school bully who continues to bully his way to success. Of course, he's quite the surgeon in the ring as well, and uses his amateur experience to get physical with lots of hot body contact grappling.

All This Has Happened Before

(For more GIFs, check out my tumblr post)

Now, this story won't be complete without recalling Cena's first match (seen here) against Brock where ... guess what?? ... Cena jobbed to Brock! Yes, back in 2002 when Cena debuted, before he wrestled in knee-length plainclothes shorts, Cena was decimated by Brock. He wore brightly-colored package-hugging wrestling trunks. It's such a shame his current getup hides that meaty ass of his. Here are some screenshots when Cena was still a virgin to Brock:

Prime muscle and still so green;
he'll never be this ripe again

Cena absolutely bewildered by Brock's dominance; his worked-out
bod has no usefulness and he hangs onto dear life on the ropes

These next pics are dedicated to Cena's big ass bubble butt:

A screencap taken at the right moment is very suggestive. However, it
does epitomize the match — Cena bending over to service his superior

If I didn't know better, I'd say Brock was daydreaming about the
ways he'd be enjoying his spoils later (notice the "Smack" sign?)

Really is a shame we don't get to see this fine ass anymore

Finally, pics of Cena being held (who doesn't want to be held right?)

Brock came from behind early on and never felt the need switch positions; this is where literally half the match took place!

More camera angles than a porn shoot

Okay, one degrading defacing pin to acknowledge that Cena's front isn't bad either, not shabby at all really

Begin meat-filled slideshow (foreplay). In 3 ...

... 2 ...

... 1 ...

"Ohh"

If you haven't got enough of Jobber Cena, I also created some GIFs of this match on this tumblr post.

Writing Challenges Again [Meta Post]

Another post (if you count this post's first paragraph) to just let it out about how long it takes to create a blog post and I'm not a patient person. C'est la vie, I suppose. Sigh. I got inspired to write a post today, and it took all day. First thinking, then writing, then hunting for pictures, writing some more, watching a video, taking screencaps, pause/play/repeat to get the best screencap, writing some more, cropping screencaps, uploading pics, laying out pics, previewing the post at various times to see how the post looks. I am neurotic and everything has to look great (though sometimes I'll be frustrated and just lose interest). Not sure I can keep this up, especially once I have less free time again.

I think at least I have figured out that for me, if there's a match I want to write about and I decide to do it, it's best that I watch the match with an eye to particular timepoints I want to write about or potentially take screencaps of. Then I should do another pass and take the screenshots I want to. If I take screencaps first, I get frustrated because I'm less familiar with the match at that point in time and thus am not sure if I want to be taking as many screencaps early on. This seems to be at least one way I can streamline the writing process.

Edit: It's not even done once I hit the Publish button. Gotta go back and fix broken image links so pictures displayed correctly. Argh

Matt Morgan and Crimson

For more pics of the Morgan vs. Crimson match, check out this post!

TNA has always had a staple of studs when I discovered them some 7-8 years ago when I was looking for a WWE alternative (hadn't discovered indies then). Matt Morgan and Crimson were two studs whose matches still get me going today. Both are very well muscled and have manly rough faces. Morgan is particularly huge towering at 7' tall and Crimson is no slouch at 6'6" with maybe more muscle proportionately.

The sexiest thing about Morgan was his energy. Of course he was a muscle giant, but it was his manner, the way he arrogantly manhandled his opponents that translated to him giving you an unforgettable night, if you were to get lucky. The WWE never used his "ultimate DNA blueprint" gimmick well and he never really got to shine. With TNA, he wrestled evenly with top cards like Kurt Angle, with his signature moves like casually sidewalk "dropping" them with total disregard. I believe he leaned up and ditched the black hair in moving to TNA, which made him look fiercer and thus hotter.

Crimson had a similar athletic style that always exuded sensual energy when he worked over his opponents. The fiery hair, shoulder-padded tattoos, US Army background, and undefeated streak added much appeal to the force he was reckoned with. I could stare longingly at Crimson's bad boy body all day. However his greatest asset was (and still is) that triangular money region of package, glutes, and thighs that causes a longing when I want someone so badly. TNA has more wrestlers in those boxer brief trunks than most associations I've seen, and there's something about the way, for some people, it better shapes the butt by covering more thigh.

Matt Morgan asserting his dominance in the "test of strength" as Crimson realizes he can't overcome basic size physics

Getting to see these two muscle behemoths go at each other was pure bliss at Turning Point 2011 (seen here). The match went back and forth, each stud surprising the other by recovering from their trademark moves. And these guys, given their physical styles, had lots of delicious muscle contact. Here are some highlights:

• [2:38] Standard lockup. The normal lockup is that much more electrifying with two muscle gods
• [3:24] Test of strength. The hands clasping to pec-on-pec action was intense
• [4:37] Clotheslines. The two trade knockdowns with Morgan first, then Crimson 10 seconds later
• [5:00] Crimson gets gut-rammed 1. Morgan gets the upper hand with repeated "spears" before tossing Crimson out
• [7:50] More Crimson being dominated 1. Head butt from Morgan, then his signature back elbows
• [8:50] Crimson gets gut-rammed 2. Even announcer Tazz is "enjoying physicality of the match"
• [9:10] Morgan caught in half nelson by Crimson. *Really* nice intimate muscle-on-muscle holding
• [9:31] More Crimson being dominated 2. Crimson shoulder rammed into post, followed by a chokeslam

Morgan dominating Crimson,
holding his head near his crotch

Though I find both hot, Crimson — with his well-proportioned and well-muscled everything — really becomes the perfect obedient military bottom, and subsequently Matt Morgan is the controlling top. Morgan is slightly the more alpha in this match, though to preserve Crimson's undefeated streak, the match ended with a double DQ. Crimson's well-rounded butt shaped in those shiny trunks end up being the focal point though we get some nice closeups of Morgan's sweaty bod since he gets quite a workout too.

Wrestlers, Models, Superheroes: Header Image Explained [First Post]

Hello World! I started this blog so that I could talk to more guys who are into this stuff. It's fun, but sometimes lonely, getting off on this stuff, so if anyone else is out there, let me know!

I'm going to try and make this blog have pictures because pics are more stimulating lol

As I say in my About section, I love hot muscular men! Right now, there are 3 categories of guys I like (all represented in the header pic):

AJ Styles dominated by Samoa Joe

1. Wrestlers. This is the hottest thing for me now and was one of the first things that got me hard growing up. Love squash matches in particular of hot hero types getting completely dominated. The feud between AJ Styles and Samoa Joe in the mid-2000s is one of my all-time favorites. Styles was an established face — pretty-boy, nice body, thick legs, pecs and arms. He really put over Joe, this monstrous bull and bully and Joe took every opportunity to make AJ Styles's pretty body suffer. Styles sells pain very well in his face — you can imagine the same face if it were taking a dick up that pretty ass of his too. I liked his look better then too — shaved and oiled chest, package-hugging boxer trunks, short military hair cut. He's just a little too white trash for me now.

Joshua Scott Brown looking good in the wild

2. (Fitness) Models. These guys have the body I want to have and I want to be with. Joshua Scott Brown is everything I want in a man — well muscled all over, I could name them all, but the ones that really get me going are the quads, the perfect slab of pecs and abs, and the arms. He has one handsome face too (southern boys, yum). Bonus are his lats — you can see the V in his back even from the front. I just want to grab those upper side back muscles. Nice package too. Ok enough for now.

Superman getting beat up by the Joker in MK vs. DC Universe

3. Heroes. This includes comic book superheroes and video game characters. Playing lots of games growing up, I found myself getting infatuated with warriors with perfect bodies, especially in fighting games. The animation is so realistic now, and with youtube, you've got lots of videos of hot muscular guys getting decimated. The screenshot is from Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe. Superman with his too perfect body and goodness has always been a fantasy of mine, whether getting with him, or seeing him undermined. Here, I get to see him in pain with a black eye, costume ripped by a sinister, less physically muscular Joker who gets the upper hand with some simple punches.

It looks like Superman's hand is desperately holding back Joker's arm

What I love best in this freeze frame, is the placement of Superman's hand on Joker's punching arm, as if begging the evil man to stop his onslaught. Since this is a fast paced fighting game, this was not the intention of the game designers, but when you take a snapshot, in this moment, you can tell a dramatic story of Superman fighting for his life.