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Anonymous Chatting About This Stuff

I recently came across an app that allowed you to create a "rooms" where you can freely talk about anything anonymously, which reminded me of Yahoo chat rooms oh some 15 years ago now. So I decided to create a room to talk about wrestling and hot men! Unfortunately it's only an iPhone app now:

http://rooms.me/

Once you download the app, you can enter the room with this pic:

Hope to interact with some of you on there!

Alex Riley the All-American Jobber

A fan turned me on to Alex Riley recently. I only watch matches online now so I'm always a bit behind. To be honest, I didn't think much of him at first glance.















His feud against Jinder Mahal was too similar to the one Ted DiBiase Jr. had and Ted was (and always will be) an all-American stud.

However, I really enjoyed seeing Ted getting worked over by the evil Jinder, so I decided to grant him some more eye-time ...

... and soon I was hooked! First off, his greatest asset is ... well, his ass. Big, thick, totally plowable. With that comes a pair of meaty quads perfect for grabbing and feeling up.

The other thing you might be starting to notice is that A-Ry (as he's called, no doubt an attempt to relate him to another all-American A-Rod) has a great suffering face.

His face scrunches so tightly when he's in pain and his mouth opens up so widely. You can just imagine that this is the face you get to see if you're the lucky guy to pop this stud's cherry.

I didn't notice Alex because imo he's not as good looking as Ted. Not a fan of the "shaved sides and medium top" haircut. His body isn't as defined as the Marine 2 actor either.










Another interesting physical trait I noticed is that Alex has a cross tattooed on his upper back. Similar to Vic Capri who I blogged about recently on my other blog.

That's Vic on the left, A-Ry on the right. Both have nice backsides.

Role of Commentator

The commentator eroticizes the all-American hero's suffering by repeatedly reminding us of his masculinity and vulnerability. The commentator Scott, interestingly male, notes on his masculinity here at 32:40:

"I've never seen a guy get more marriage proposals on Twitter than Alex Riley ... I understand he's a good-looking kid. He's well-built. He's got all the tools."

Would a male commentator in any other sport marvel at another guy's marriage proposals? It either sounds like envy or the homoerotic interpretation is wishing A-Ry would accept his proposal. "He's got all the tools" ... well, in this context sounds weird and is just begging for homoerotic accusations. Oh, I'm sure he's got all the tools alright.

The other commentator Josh notes on A-Ry's vulnerability later at 34:44:

"Alex Riley has, in the past, used things like Twitter in tow(?) to ask the WWE universe, 'Hey, how can I beat this guy? Have you guys seen any flaws in Superstars? What can I do to utilize different moves?'"

He displays A-Ry's desperation: this man, who's a professional in his field, is so helpless he's asking his fans for advice. Most fans are not professionals in wrestling and therefore don't know any better, but he's desperate. This all-American 6'3" 236 lb former quarterback stud is a impotent against this foreign menace who's 14 lbs lighter. As Josh points out emphatically post-match at 38:28:

"Alex Riley just had no choice … watch his hand riiiiight now tap out!"

Did I mention how hot it is seeing A-Ry suffer?

Note, I always figure others have written about guys since I'm usually so late to the party and Riley is no exception. Turns out Wrestling Arsenal has a 7-part series dedicated to the "Strife of Riley." I see parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... where are the last two?! You promised 7 parts, and I don't want to see A-Ry in his announcer clothing either!! Beefcakes of Wrestling also amasses a great quantity and quality of pics with 35 posts to date. Ringside has a great article about Alex's sexually tense relationship with Miz. And Inner Jobber details the debut of the brutal Lord Tensai and our lucky virgin jobber is none other than our all-American hero.

I leave with some more images of Jinder Mahal's dominance over A-Ry. I love how Mahal's camel clutch de-masculinizes Alex, stretching his beefy pecs flat and protruding his chiseled abs into a beer gut. My attention is mostly focused on the suffering all-American, but I revel in Mahal's evil villain face victory as much as him.

Meathead Vic Capri Pounded by Justice Jones

Vic Capri groggily crawls to the ropes to get his bearings while a hungry Justice Jones pounces

Vic Capri is a name most guys into this stuff are aware of. I really can't say more than the titular adjective "meathead" — every bone on this stud's body is covered in a nice thick layer of sensual muscle. Pecs, core, arms, shoulders, quads, thighs … just writing each of his body parts is making me an inch harder.

Vic getting additional punishment after being straddled

Which is why it's so frustrating his documented matches are far and few, and half are shot from afar. The one match that every man falls over for is this match against Ace Steel, which is well-described in this article at Wrestling Arsenal. The so-called cold "Ice Pick" gets subjected to ruthless holds that force his worked-out body to be displayed quite erogenously. Not sure someone so ruthless can be made to suffer so beautifully.

I serendipitously discovered this match of him just released earlier last week. Apparently, he has quite a feud with Justice Jones who is a larger cheating bully. This means as a face and hero, Vic is subjected to some wonderful punishment (including some props).

On all fours, then brought over to the ropes, Vic puts a hand up but mostly just kneels helplessly

My favorite thing about Vic is that he lets his worked-out muscles do most the talking. I suppose it's part of his shtick, but he's not that loud in his suffering. (Though you do hear more in the above-mentioned classic, which is partly what makes it so great). He doesn't scream like, say Cena. He's a man's man that way.

Great camera work allows us to zoom in on Vic's impressive body before the torture begins again

What sells the suffering is his physical reaction, whether he's simply getting stomped, or holding his neck after a particularly vicious neckbreaker. Half the time, you don't see his face, but the agony pervades and radiates through his muscles.

Vic feels the pain seen especially as those big legs just fly all over the place, outward, and turned over

Here are some of my other favorite moments in the match:

Justice must've been laughing that Vic would try to take him down from such a powerless position. Vic gets punched for his troubles, then utterly MANHANDLED ("Stand up, you little muscleboy!"), and finally headbutt to dizziness

Justice lays Vic out on the table like a pig roast ready to be served. Or a party boy tied up in bed, ready for a line of guys waiting outside the room

The hero stud thinks he has the upper hand as he raises the chair in victory for the audience who wasn't really cheering, but telling him to stop acting like an idiot and to watch out for the boot

Justice feigns dizziness and outsmarts the charging Vic by redirecting his momentum. All that meaty momentum. The bigger they are

The defeated hero can barely get up from the ground as the bully Justice forces his head between his legs. Vic's limp muscle body both before and after says all the brutal suffering that needs to be said

Breaking Down Sheamus' Torture Pec Rack Humiliation

I guess I'm not done gushing about this move even though I already wrote an article (which was created from several Tumblr posts including this one where the below GIFs are from). In the article, I explained some basic why [this move is so hot] and who [I like seeing victimized] questions. Now, I'll describe what [are the move's different parts] and more why [this move is so erotic]. Big Dick Barrett suffers perfectly at the hands of the Great White in this Smackdown match and I've been itching to write more.

I've broken down the move into five steps:

1) Opportunity

For the move to occur, the victim has to be just outside the ropes standing on the ring. In general, this is hard because it's such a transitory position — you're usually getting in or out of the ring. However, in this match, I love how the big Englishman is so dazed from the last attack (an Irish Curse Backbreaker) that he groggily rolls just outside the ring to grab respite. He has unknowingly put himself in this vulnerable setup and Sheamus lovingly takes his time to saunter over to his prey.

2) Grab

The Celtic Warrior seizes the opportunity by grabbing his victim and turning them outward to face the audience in the right position. Here, the former bareknuckle fighter is so out of it, he's already half turned in the right position. You can see the glee in Sheamus' face as he looks left and right at the audience as if saying, "What a dumbass!" Big Dick Barrett's face of shock at being violated is priceless. He thought he was safely catching a breath; he certainly didn't expect to be attacked, much less captured in such a humiliating way. This GIF also showcases the 6'7" man's huge tattooed arms flexing to hold onto the rope. It is so masculine and strong, the contrast of his surprised face at such an abrupt point of capture is a turn-on.

3) Hold

This next step immobilizes and displays the victim in humiliating fashion. In this match, one arm of the former bareknuckle boxer flew and tangled itself in the ropes from the fearful reaction. The other was quickly and easily secured. I love how Barrett plays up his fear shaking his head vigorously as Sheamus has put his hand over his mouth. He knows what's coming and powerlessly flails, his muscular body distorted backward, lifted and stretched upright for the crowd to feast their eyes. The once ripped pecs and abs that define ultimate masculinity has been softened in this position. Big Dick Barrett's package is also thrust forward, further emasculating him as nothing but a piece of meat useless except for visual enjoyment. In this moment with his face covered, he's a nameless jobber, helpless as a little girl.

Another small detail revealed in this move, is how despite having grown a hefty beard — a big symbol of masculinity — Big Dick Barrett's pinned arms reveal completely shaved armpits. It undermines his manhood, by exposing how such a former badass brawler is now thinking about trivial effeminate beauty manners.

4) Beatdown

Sheamus reigns down his clubbing punishment. As you see all parts of Big Dick Barrett bounce up and down helplessly, it's very much reminiscent of the act of being fucked. Sheamus is the fiery top in control and setting the pace while the former bareknuckle champion rocks back and forth from the fury being unleashed in him. Because it's locked stiffly in place here, the victim's body is like the hardon of a bottom, the way it reels but always stands back into place after each pounding.

5) Finish

The final blow leaves the victim even more dazed than before for further followups. In this match, the hapless stud barely holds onto the ropes as he flops lifelessly forward, bending over the other way now. Though it's natural to bend this way in recovery, the big stud is actually bent over in more humiliation almost inviting to be further pounded on. Unfortunately, hanging onto the ropes is what gives the Celtic Warrior more ammunition. Had the former bareknuckle fighter just let go, he could've rested some outside the ring. However, the Great White grabs the extended arm for further punishment.

John Cena Brutalized by Brock Lesnar

Seeing headlines of John Cena decimated, destroyed, demolished, and of his stunning beatdown by Brock Lesnar this weekend at Summerslam motivated me to write.

John Cena has always epitomized the perfect man physically. Well-muscled upper body, square-jawed face, luscious pecs, broad thick shoulders/delts, machine gun arms — no wonder his gimmick was a perfect "Prototype" early in his career. At first glance, he is the object of anyone attracted to guys: if you're into men, you wouldn't turn this guy down.

For me, the more perfect the man, the more satisfying to see him getting worked over. Perhaps it speaks to some frustration of never being able to attain this perfection. Nonetheless, I enjoy watching Cena's big muscles pushed to its limits. He also shows great emotion, especially when he's struggling — his face writhes in pain when slammed, and he's often on his knees open-mouthed and gasping as has been dubbed "the Cena position." Cena performs the role of muscle jobber perfectly ... except of course now he's the face of the WWE and never loses anymore ...


... Until this weekend ...


Brock completely overwhelmed Cena in a squash match as the pay-per-view main event. The Cena humiliation tally includes:

• Walking into Brock's finisher 30 seconds in
• Getting German-suplexed 16 times
• Several scream-inducing knees to his obliques
• Getting mounted and spread-legged by Brock pummeling with punches
• Countless ways of getting the crap beat out of him
• Continual verbal abuse from Brock "I'm gonna kill you!!" and "Die!!!"
• Brock sitting up quickly and laughing after Cena had hit his finisher

Brock should be credited for playing the sadistic maniacal bulldog. He's not as big especially when you compare the likes of the Big Show or Khali, but he's built up his brand as the successful high school bully who continues to bully his way to success. Of course, he's quite the surgeon in the ring as well, and uses his amateur experience to get physical with lots of hot body contact grappling.

All This Has Happened Before

(For more GIFs, check out my tumblr post)

Now, this story won't be complete without recalling Cena's first match (seen here) against Brock where ... guess what?? ... Cena jobbed to Brock! Yes, back in 2002 when Cena debuted, before he wrestled in knee-length plainclothes shorts, Cena was decimated by Brock. He wore brightly-colored package-hugging wrestling trunks. It's such a shame his current getup hides that meaty ass of his. Here are some screenshots when Cena was still a virgin to Brock:

Prime muscle and still so green;
he'll never be this ripe again

Cena absolutely bewildered by Brock's dominance; his worked-out
bod has no usefulness and he hangs onto dear life on the ropes

These next pics are dedicated to Cena's big ass bubble butt:

A screencap taken at the right moment is very suggestive. However, it
does epitomize the match — Cena bending over to service his superior

If I didn't know better, I'd say Brock was daydreaming about the
ways he'd be enjoying his spoils later (notice the "Smack" sign?)

Really is a shame we don't get to see this fine ass anymore

Finally, pics of Cena being held (who doesn't want to be held right?)

Brock came from behind early on and never felt the need switch positions; this is where literally half the match took place!

More camera angles than a porn shoot

Okay, one degrading defacing pin to acknowledge that Cena's front isn't bad either, not shabby at all really

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If you haven't got enough of Jobber Cena, I also created some GIFs of this match on this tumblr post.